Dates with Different Ladies

 

 

 

-- AMERICAN WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex.       IRISH WOMEN:   First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.     CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.     INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night.       MEXICAN WOMEN:   First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.     ARAB WOMEN: First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date: Guy is shot dead. No third date!!!     LEBANESE WOMEN: First Date: You will have to spend all your money to impress  Second Date: You will take a loan to keep the image Third Date : Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier    ****************************