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‎​Q:     Why are condoms transparent?
A:     So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
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X    Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
       Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
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[]    New AIDS awareness slogan:
      Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
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Q:    Why is sex like shaving?
A:    Well, because no matter how well u do it today... tomorrow u'll  have to do it again...
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Q:     What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A:     Men will get their salary everyday & women will bleed to death.
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Q:     Why do 90% girls have left boob bigger than right?
A:     Bcoz 90% boys are right handed..
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Q:     What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A:     When u pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when u pull down the   PANTY.....  it is SHOWTIME !
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[]    Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
   They give like hell.
   They do not yell.
   They do not tell.
   They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
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[]    My dad told me that if Adam & Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why?        
  Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!=))
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