I don't want to go to afganistan

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
 
The nun agreed.
 
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
 
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
 
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see,  I don't want to go to Afghanistan.'
 
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
 
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
 
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls; I don't want to go to Afghanistan either....=D =D
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