Marriage

Subject: MARRIAGE

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence...(a life sentence).

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his  Bachelor's Degrees and the woman gets her masters.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it..

11. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But, when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why

13. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

16. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure for one thing...either the car is new or the wife is
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