Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Make it twice

A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman walked into Sogo with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Sogo Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Sogo. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell, no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I
just couldn't believe someone would make love with you twice."
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