Best joke

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN ' S NIPPLES FOR?       
A: It ' s Braille for "suck here " .       

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?       
A: It ' s the same as a French kiss, but ' down under. '       

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?     
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.       
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?       
A: Because when they co me, they ' re wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.       

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?  A: Because they don ' t have any balls to scratch.....         

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:       

Q: What is a man ' s Ultimate embarrassment?  A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose...

(Nominated as the world ' s best short joke)       

3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.       
"Mom," he asked, "Are these my brains?"       
"Not yet," she replied.
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